pizza:
favorite tweet by Miley ever omg
(Source: forever)
passion:
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
nashville-bound:
Can we all just take a moment and observe something here? Due to the height difference, Miranda is physically unable to actually kick Blake in the ass, and yet she proceeds to try anyway.
(Source: inthiscountryheart)
trillow:
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
(Source: riddlemetom)
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
